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We go canoeing in the summer. We own two boats. (But since property is theft, we technically stole them.)

Their names are Crimson Teacher II (RIP Crimson Teacher) and ???

UPDATE: The name of the 2nd boat is now ‘Boaty McBoatstein’

…or according to a very informal tally of the failed vote of the raffle game from last year’s Hanukkah/latke party (no one had the patience to see it through to the end but, yes it was an arduous process): Israel ‘rarely tips’ du Pins

You can reach us at JewsWhoCanoe@gmail.com